Friday, December 28, 2007

WHY NO LOVE FOR B.O.Y. ?????



Im not gonna pretend like my time on the internet is solely spent towards the completion of relevant and meaningful tasks.

Im here because Im bored and 90% of my time on the internet is bullshit.

your all the same and a bloody liar if you deny it!

As excedingly meaningless a purpose as it may be this blog plays a significant role in my daily waste of time on the internet, or at least I hoped it would.

With that said Im encouraging all blog authors to tack on an extra 5 minutes to that hour or so of time you just wasted checking slickdeals.com and lurking peoples facebooks to contribute a small bit to this fledgling experiment called the Boners Oh Yeah blog.

Whatever gracious bits of wisdom you choose to share can be absolutely anything you dream up.
(and most certainly does not need to be as pretentiously eloquent as my posts.)

I can assure you that while I can't speak for all my fellow authors whatever it is that you choose to contribute I will wholeheartedly appreciate and read with great enthusiasm!

Not just because I am interested in some funny youtube video you want to show everyone, what you thought of the last movie you just saw, or how your day was but also because you are supporting the mission of our blog.

To leave your piss stain on the TROPICANA entrance sign of the internet (inside joke) and share shit with your homies.

SO GIMME SOMETHING TO READ BITCHES!

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Merry Christmas Bitches

fairly good xmas eve. My aunt got me a robot spider toy. Apparently she reveresed my age an thought i was 12 not 21. Either way its a pretty cool toy. haha

Vindeep is passed out on my tv room couch and friday after next is on.
good times.

I am legend tomorrow fasho.

Dancing Santas

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Hopefully well be dancing like this all night long come NYE!

merry christmas to all an to all a good night. (even though none of us are christian, haha)

Monday, December 24, 2007

A new beginning

Some days you know are the start of something great. Today is one of those days. I was asked to join Boners Oh Yeah blog, and to be honest, im touched. Never have i felt i would be part of something so great. This is to me a revolution in free speech. I will dedicate many hours to blogging the most stupid shit i can come up with. I know that my crew of bloggers will change the way people think and thats some deep shit right there. Till then i will leave you with a quote i saw at the gym today,

"You miss 100% of the shots you dont take" - 24hr fitness


so take a shot bitches...

sandy beaches

haha sooo funny

Dewey Cocks


Got back about 1 hr ago from watching the movie shown directly above the text you are currently comprehending. It was pretty dope. Well, mainly for 2 reasons. The first being that I got to see it for 1 cent since Neel and I bitchslapped Circuit City and got 6 tickets for a grand total of $0.06 ( 6 cents, just in case you are an idiot ) . The second being that it was pretty legit and funny. Dewey Cox effing did it all. He tripped balls on acid , raised 26 children, and trimmed the wool of baby sheep. All in all, it was pretty entertaining and if you don't want to pay to see it, run down to CC and go cop a ticket for 1 cent. If you don't have a penny, ask your grandma for one. I'm sure she can help you out.

Today


I left my car at the hotel Zel had her company xmas party at lastnight and this morning she didnt have time to take me back to it.

So she left me at a starbucks in westminster for 2 hours while she went to armenian church to pray to the great eagle spirit.

it was gay.


Then I went to the cafe tutu tango and had this wackass shrimp cocktail with salsa and oranges in it.

it was gay.

then I weant to the mall by the taco bell discovery center in orange.

Crowded as fuck and there was hella beaners and they all had babys.
And every cell phone salesman was indian.


and i had a cinabon.

it was chill.




Just in case you fags were wondering what I did today :)

You know it's true....


ROFL cats are funny...

Funny

This kid capitulates my sense of humor perfectly. It is both hilariously frivolous yet elegantly minimalist.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

SHABUYA!

ITS AN ALL GUYS CLUB CALLED...