I just sharted...

seriously.

So Im lying in bed reading shit online and I feel a fart comin on. No biggie...

So I flex the proper muscles and slightly angle my butt to accommodate the expelling gas to come. Everything is business as usual UNTIL! I get a little extra juicyness. OH YEA I SAID JUICY!

Sharting is kinda like the first time you nut. You don't really expect it and aren't really familiar with what's goin on but when it actually occurs you immediately know what has happened.

Luckily enough I was able to clench my butt in time so that it never broke past the cheeks and I was able to salvage my boxers. I quickly got up went to the bathroom and confirmed that I indeed had just SHARTED. Bad Times.

I probably should of been a bit more cautious with my flatulence considering that I had Diarrhea last night

Oh and on a side note Ginza Teriyaki FUCKIN BLOWS. Its cheap and decent but this is the second time I've gone there and the second time its given me the runs.

FUCK YOU VIC FOR MAKING ME GO THERE!


The reason I share this with you is because I know everyone out there has sharted at least once in their life. The last time and the first time I sharted was after school when I was playing Basketball in 4th or 5th grade.

Its like a right of passage. Sharting is a part of life we all must endure. If it hasn't happened to you yet it will one day.


So the question is...










who wants to sniff my boxers?